Just the facts?
Is it me, or was the OP only looking to try to look for reasons why his flight returned? He isn't owed an explanation, but if he has half a brain he will check AAIB bulletins over the coming months, if the event merits one.
Condescending responses like "There's a good chap" only reinforce those who aspire to, or aim to be, "old school".
Bet you wouldn't diss him if he brought a missing cowling or wing panel to your attention though.