After you retire, you really need to get a handle on the chat acronyms that the older people use on forums...
LMAO - Like Many Absentminded Oldies
LOL - Lots Of Lumbago
OMG - Oww! My Gout!
POS - Post-Operative Stitches
TTYL - Try Taking Your Laxatives
WTF - Whoa, That's a Fart!
BFF - Been Falling Frequently
BRB - Bustin' Real Bad
BTW - Busted The Walker
GTG - Got The Gout
IMO - In Mondays Obituaries
HAGD - Had Any Good Diuretics?
GFN - Go For Nap