(even Ashford with it's big white erection)
Can anyone tell me what this is, please?
I always seem to travel with passengers who expect me to give a running commentary on the scenary. (Or else they are just s*** scared that I will get lost, if I havn't managed to correctly identify every town

)
Anyhow, they keep asking "what is that big white erection?" every time we pass Ashford.
They don't seem to believe my wilder guesses such as "it is the portal to the second Channel Tunnel" or "its the new scram-jet spaceport for day trips to the Moon"