Follow this advice from the International rules of manhood
It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your new Maserati.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".