I must give credit for this one to a friend who now works at EGCC......
While (xxx) was working in the tower at EGPD, he was faced with the following scenario........
Shorts 360, with female pilot handling the radio on short final with other fixed wing traffic close behind. Helicopter holding on base leg.
Helicopter instructed "(callsign), you are number two following a shorts 360, short final. Keep the circuit tight due further traffic on 4 mile final"
Helicopter reply "roger, when the lady has got her shorts down, I'll quickly slip my chopper in behind".
.........ahem..........!
