'How many souls on board?'
Having once been sent off out over the desert to orbit at Lake Havasu City while they sent for the municipal Fire service in response to my 'two (out of three) greens', I must admit that I found the first question they asked over the R/T (how many souls on board?') a tad off-putting......
Though I guess it does make corpse-hunting in the wreckage a bit simpler.
Cusco