BEagle:
Howabout, you may be reassured to learn that birrddog's device runs on the only true fuel. It is a Weber 'Performer' - but it looks as though it's the version which has a gas ignition system....
IIRC, there have been two versions of the Performer, both essentially 22.5 standard kettles, and again, both with a propane charcoal ignition system. The earlier one used a larger refillable cylinder, the more recent uses disposable camping canisters.
Definitely +1 for the Performer for me, (as per page 1 of this thread!).
-1 for Corona light though.
On another note, anyone tried one of these?:
Smokenator 1000
It's Friday, and Miss Weber will be pleasing me tonight.