One of the best from a certain Capt at BA.
Kittyhawk 1 (Queens flight) had been cleared straight into heathrow whilst others were holding for 15 minutes.
BA Capt: 'Approach. How come Kittyhawk 1 gets to go straight in while I'm holding?'
Heathrow Approach Control: 'Kittyhawk 1 has the Queen on board, Speedbird.'
BA Capt: ' Well I've got 3 Queens on board, can I go next?'