You would knight them for what exactly? Services against employee and customer relations? If I read you correctly we would be back to a feudal system in pretty short order. In fact, reviewing your previous posts I came across this from 2007
live is good here , home every night, the money is good, excellant roster, and if i ever come across moaning so/fo like this lot. a lit slapper away from work would sort it out.
A truly wonderful individual.