MOL at Paris Airshow
Conversation between John Lehay & MOL at the Paris Airshow this week.
Mick how’d you doing?
John, not happy wi you boys at Airbus, and its Michael to you
What the problem Mick?
Well the whole world knows am bout to order 300 -900 aircraft and you haven’t replied to my RFP (request for proposals)
Well Mick, there the thing or the ting, I did get it but you didn’t include a cheque for $5million.
What the f**k you mean a cheque for $5 f*****g million,!!?
Well Mick, sorry Michael, you know there a lot of admin in one these RFP ting’s, so we need to cover our Admin cost in order to sell our aircraft cheaper
About we sit down now and do you now a fag packet price job, gimi something to go back at Boeing wiv
Sure, where do wanna start Mick
Well how much gonna charge mi for one of those 320 jobs, a basic one nothing flash, say if I take a 100 now?
Well I think we could do a deal for around $1million bucks a copy
John, that’s a f*****g fantastic deal, were do I sign?
Mick just sign here, is cash or visa electron?
John, you taking the piss or what, you just told me you could do a 320 for $1 million each, so that should be $100 not $10billion………
Mick you need to read the small print and deselect the options
So you want to charge a $1million bucks+ the extra’s??
What’s the extra’s that add up to 100 time the $1 million
Well Mick, you gonna need some engine’s and $4 millions not a bad price is it?
That seems a fair price, but you want to charge me $8 million
Well Mick I thought you might want two
And whats this $9million for?
Seat’s Mick, you know to sit on
What about this $7millon on here for dials?
That ur flight instruments Mick
How’d you get to $6million for paper work
Well Mick you know how expensive paper is and ink and staple’s so we charge $40 a sheet to print it out
Ok Ok I get your drift, but I am paying you cash and you want to charge me an extra $1 million per aircraft, for cash for f**ks sake
Well Mick it cost us a lot more to handle cash, some one has to count it (twice if its coming from a robin **** like you) then someone has to take it to the bank and all the security cost money u know
Ok John I’ve heard enough of this crap from your crappy little manfacturin plant, you can stuff it, I’d much rather deal with some who gives me a price and stick’s to it, not all these bloody extra’s
Mick I know were your coming from, f**k off to boeing