Fair enough,
I never thought it would happen to me, but as I walked into clothing stores the other day this most beautiful 21 yr old blonde greeted me at the counter. After offering me a nice new blue jumper, flying suit, boots and my choice of any other item of military clothing I cared to choose she invited me around the back for some 'assistance' in trying my new kit on.
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Edited to remove my boring signature.