I cannot believe Rainbow is a pilot or has ever been in any form of command...possible a frustrated engineer?
Rainboe is a grumpy old pilot with about 5 million hours
who has inhaled too much windscreen demister, with apparent side effects on his personality.
He learnt his passenger reassurance techniques by watching Mel Gibson deal with the potential suicide jumper in Lethal Weapon (the original) and now likes this approach, as it is efficient.
But give him a break, as he used to have a really big toy to play with, but now has only a little one.
The Real Slim Shady is a gentleman who has demonstrated his credentials once again by offering to help an SLF.