Ah now SP....dat wer no wind-up.....wind-up's are far more subtle than that!
There is a certain very long serving Teutonic Master Winder extant who has you down the street and around the corner before you tweak to having been "wound".
Perhaps we can entice the Master to do his thing?
Anyone that remembers Omo currying favor in hopes of a posting to Egypt know who the Master Winder ist. MW suggested one morning in the crew bus that he had been approached about returning to Cairo as the GM. Omo went into action sensing a chance to get himself out of Nigeria.
Two weeks later....he tweaked!