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"We should all be proud of Gov. Sarah Palin's historic nomination, and I congratulate her and Sen. McCain. While their policies would take America in the wrong direction, Gov. Palin will add an important new voice to the debate," Clinton said.
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Translation: "She won 'Miss Congeniality'? 'Miss f*%&ing Congeniality'? She'd better have a big butt, that's all I'm saying. Why the f*%& don't I ever win Miss f*%&ing Congeniality? It's always Sarah, Sarah, SARAH!"
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"But the fact that she's been nominated, I think, or will soon be nominated, I think is one more indicator of this country moving forward," said Obama. "I congratulate her and look forward to a vigorous debate."
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Translation: "Oh, boy... I need another SPEECH... STAT!"
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(CNN)—California Senator Barbara Boxer said Friday John McCain is “badly mistaken” if he thinks picking Sarah Palin as his running mate will win over Hillary Clinton’s supporters.
“The vice president is a heartbeat away from becoming president,” Boxer said in a statement. “So to choose someone with not one hour's worth of experience on national issues is a dangerous choice.”
“The only similarity between [Palin] and Hillary Clinton is that they are both women,” The California senator adds. “On the issues, they could not be further apart.”
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Translation: "At least... I think Hillary's a woman (they're certainly different... congenial vs. ill-tempered, and on and on...)... of course... who knows where Hillary's supporters are anyway at this point... has my 767 been approved yet?"