How about this one.
That Pen Hadow! Didn’t listen to his pre-flight announcements. Didn’t follow safety instructions or obey safety procedures. Goes to the papers moaning that he wasn’t ‘reassured ‘by the pilots at the same time they are trying to solve a major problem.
If anyone bumps into him give him the report on the Helios crash. That’ll keep him up in his tent at night up in the North Pole.
Give me Cilla any day.