Can remember many moons ago, An old timer of an Instructor being stopped by the police.
When asked for another breath sample at the station he said something like:
'Oh give me that Bloody pipe thing, And Ill open up my 70 yr old lungs for you!!
He ended up shaking hold of the pipe as thou it was a control column.
And also said 'We used to fly spits with a flask of whisky on us'
And that never killed us.
You don't know your born 'constable'
Not that the police were interested.
He was quite an eccentric.
