| The funding saved has already been allocated and spent in providing a high level minsterial team to examine the eco-centric carbon footprint of the diversity policy to allow the unemployable more money to sit around watching Jeremy Kyle and spawning more chavkids.....
The floating of Torpycorp on the stock market failed miserably when traders realised only a fool would entrust the "managers" with anything more valuable than a bag of toffees. Shares fell to a new record low before the bank of england stepped in, The chancellor, seeing there were no votes in this ones declined to waste several billion of the taxpayers money in Torpycorp.
Leaked plans to assasinate fat gordy were published in the tabloids, a straw poll showed resounding public support.
Swiss Des opened his new used fighter plane showroom with lots of nice dolly birds to attract the customers. Alas, there were no fat waafs allowed. |