have you ever heard of "fatigue"?
Oh dear, are pilots actually flying around...tired?
Surely not...

Whatever next?
The Management has all the right ideas.
After all, we must get our bonuses...right on time, thank you very much.
FD crew...to be
used. Cabin crew...to be exploited to the fullest.
Management...to collect the maximum.
Ahhh, feel better now.