But GMIA, surely matters will be enormously helped by the Bristow Group announcement on pay
? Instead of an annual pay review announced on 1 July an announcement available freely to all employees whose name begins with an X and who were born between 1 April 2009 and 32 December 2006 has stated that there is plenty of money in the kitty to pay fabulously expensive international accountants Deboyis Touched to carry out another meaningless review which will explain fully and frankly to all staff why the rise this year is just another 0.25% on basic in line with Richard Burman's frank and informative announcement on the company intranet on the need for all to have realistic expectations for this year's pay review
. It's probably to cover unannounced and unexplained losses in the pension fund
.
Target Zero, COBI, Bristow Group Communication Skills, 419, employee cons, meaningless buzz words are all synonyms for no change and business as usual in Bristow
It's becoming obvious that even Caverton are more open, more honest and more professional and that the new 'Bristow' has nothing remotely in common with the company founded by Alan Bristow and which (sadly) for him bears his name
If you've read this far, you're fired because all news about the pay review must be kept under wraps and under no circumstances be passed on to employees officially
