Ate 84 sandwiches.
Slept 220 hours (total 1 hour during taxi).
Updated the heading bug 9 times.
Got drunk downroute 21 times.
Paxed twice.
Laughed at 2 genuinely funny jokes.
Met 120 great work colleagues.
Met 2 of the worst work colleagues in my entire career (ever).
Drew mountain pictures over the MSA 415 times.
Wore my hat 25 times.
Yawned through 3 sims.
Had 3 weeks leave.
Been sick 4 times.
Ignored the phone 37 times.
Made zero decisions.
And Handed in my notice once.
MAX
