Branson/hostage
That's a grave insult to the fluffy crewman. Brings to mind the furore when Man United were taken over by the septics and the more rabid of their Kuala Lumpur/Torquay based fans burnt an effigy of Malcolm Glaser outside Castle Greyskull (Old Trafford).
One of the wittier commentators remarked that it was the first time an effigy had been better looking than the original.
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