and conditions were rather bumpy
was that industrially bumpy or were the bumps from when the dodgy half of the JPC, that were trying to run over all the original EBA "no" voters.
They couldn't dump fuel because the J* A320s require you to insert coin for many procedures. Like cleared ILS approach and then you slide a gold coin in to get up the localiser up

- the fuel jettison too requires a coin

but as you can see it costs far more and therefor was over budget for the trip.
So the Captain initiated the GRADE protocol and They
Gathered all their money

they
Reveiwed their conditions
Adelaide was looked at
Diversion was initiated
Evaluation was made that the crew wished that the coin slots took the south african Rand so that DEC could have paid for the fuel dump