All my jackets are straight....
I think what you might need is a "strait" jacket, actually. And a dictionary, perhaps.
But never mind that now; America's favorite Black rascal is out and about, getting valuable air time and winding up white folks everywhere. The straight-thinking ones go mad and the wooly-minded liberals have to tie themselves in embarrassing knots explaining the concept of "victimhood." That would be Al Sharpton, of course.
OJ is just so... yesterday, somehow. Personally, I think he was set up. By himself, because he needed some publicity. Now that he's broke, let's see what sort of legal team he can come up with this time.