For once, Barry, I agree with you.
The press who need to know have been informed, invited VIPs and a few lucky winners will also be there. Thousands of twitchers blocking the roads - hopefully not.
But it will be on TV, of that you can all rest assured.
Incidentally, by 'idiots' I meant step-ladder-man who will position himself in dangerous locations (such as the upwind boundary hedge) to get his thrilll.
But for such folk, I can reveal something they'd REALLY like to know:
The registration is XH558!