Whilst taking 20 mins to eat my lunch at my desk the advice I would offer is that with all thats going on in the world if you seriously have to time to worry about this sort of trivia you really need to get a proper job
Perhaps you should
A, get out more. All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy - take an hour for lunch, you know, as in lunch
hour.
B, be a little more light hearted. If you are so serious a person as to see no merit in a "trivial" matter, perhaps you shouldn't be on the internet at all.
Get a life, lighten up, chill out. Try getting a b-j, or get drunk. Do some ****ing thing, but stop whining like a conway.