Pax pushes call bell at 40,000 ft.
Pax: "Excuse me Madam I'd like to make a complaint reagrding your airline"
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that sir, what appears to be be the problem?"
Pax: "Since the plane took off I can't get a signal on my mobile... See?"
(shows me his phone which indeed had no signal!)
Me: "For
's sake!!!!!!!!"
1 more....
During meal serice
Me: Would you like to have beef cassrole or chicken with rice?
Pax: Don't you have any burger and chips?
Me: No sorry sir, only beef casserole or chicken wiv rice
Pax: Are you sure?
Me: Yes I'm sure but I will check anyway. (Goes to the galley and back)
Me: No sorry
Pax: But I want burger and chips, what are you going to do?
Me: I tell you what sir, I'll jus pop down to the shops and get you some, I may be some time. (to the amusement of the surrounding pax)
Pax: Its ok. take your time