Me: Are you trying to speak olde english?
Passenger: Isn't that how you speak here in Australia?
PMSL!!!!
I was passing some last-minute wx info to a crew while boarding, I turned to go and a pax (little old lady) says to me:
"Excuse me, aren't we going to wait for the weather to be fixed?"
(Me with a blank stare, until I realise she'd heard me say 'broken cloud'!!
)
I think quite a few of us get that one from time to time!!!