I'd buy PPRuNe with 1 million.
Prune priorities:
- Kick off Onan forever!
- Promote Jerricho to sole mod of jetblast with a prescribed mandate for the new Reign and pay him to keep him loyal.
- Ban prudes, wowsers and west aussies
- Ban anyone who complains about the war.
- Ban use of the phrase "Discuss....."
- Ban anyone who criticises the veracity of Draper's posts, inaccurate as they may or may not be
- Offer cash prizes for most hilarious anti-cat posts.
- Start a stickied "Nude Photos of Everyone" thread. Bannings for anyone who posts a fat photo...
- Invite Onan back...
- Kick off Onan forever..... again!