Almost a professional wine taster, but failed at the part where you spit it out.
Professional Shaftee (yes something learned from aviation)
Expert on how to make cruddy looking food look less cruddy, even edible (lesson from wollies)
One year of a Uni degree, BA Aviation, waste of time i thought.
I can also speak many different languages, i can say "Can i have a beer" in 7 different languges!!!
