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Old 21st Sep 2005, 09:53   #12 (permalink)
tall and tasty
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This is a true story from a friend's sister in law who worked in insurance in the US

A lady found out that her husband of many years had been having affairs on and off and the last one had been going for 3 years with someone half his age.

She waited until he had one of his "big meetings" in another state knowing he was off with her and then set to work.

They lived in a large 10 bedroom house his pride and joy the garage of cars that ranged from a Lamborghini to Ferraris, Aston Martins you name it. He is his wisdom had put alot of the cars house etc in her name to get around taxes if anything happened to him.

She sold the house for a dollar the cars for cents and then left after clearing out the joint bank account as she was entitled to make withdrawals without two signatures.

He came back to find nothing left of his life all his clothes everything, house hold effects had gone to charities.

She left a note with the neighbours telling him she had left him and filing for divorce on the grounds of adultery.

He went back to his girlfriend with the sad news that there was nothing and she used superglue to glue a certain appendage in place while he slept because he apparently had been unfaithful to her too

The whole story was logged with the company Laura worked for and made unbelievable reading. The insurance claim was for the medical assistance in the ungluing of certain item from his leg. the funny thing was that the neighbour who the note was left with was Laura! I don't think I have ever laugh so much while being told the story as I did then


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