A BA captain passes away and finds himself at the gates to heaven.
St. Peter greets him and welcomes him, giving him a white robe to change into.
"But can't I keep my uniform on?" the captain asks.
"Sorry Captain" replies St. Peter, "but anyone passing through these gates must be wearing a white robe to show the purity of heaven."
The Captain looks past St. Peter and points to someone "But what about him, he's got his uniform on?"
"Oh" says St. Peter, "thats God, he just THINKS he's a BA Captain."
Sorry, couldnt resist!
Arrogance is everywhere, just dont mistake someone who is proud to do the job with someone who is arrogant about their ability!