Three or four years ago I managed to persuade the Ascot Ops controller to revitin us through Colt on the way back from Incirlik (ahh ...happy days
) to drop off some Jag boys. Their exec sorted the crash cat/customs, just like Beags mentioned earlier. Offloaded them on the ORP with half the engines still running and was away towards in Oxon in no time. Everybody happy.
Found out later the poor guy at Ascot had a roasting for letting me do it. Whoever that was - Soz mate!
Anyway, back to swanning round the world, on tasking made up by me, for my own convenience, at everyone elses expense.