OK it's been up for a couple of days and since An Teallach has resorted to Viz for suggestions, the results are now in....
I always knew the photo would provoke a whole host of "Hooters girls being probed" responses, but the one I liked most, with it's reference to the mysterious presence of the penguin with some very subtle yet implied lewdness at the same time is..........
"Bob's first wish, about turning the boss into a penguin, had worked out nicely, but he regretted his careless terminology for the second one."
Step forward, ADR. You've won a PPRuNE pencil.