Helen Clark - When you sit and stare at the face of Helen Clark, does it make you feel that anything is possible - just like ET? Or does it make you realise that God really does have a sense of humour? Can they be the eyes of a person who has devoted her life to taxing cows for passing wind? Is that a soulful smile of someone who just wants to be loved, or is it the wicked grin of a person that is committed to going down in New Zealand history as the person who gave New Zealand and the tri-nations away?