Okay, Ladies & Gentlemen....
We have all been brought up in a world FULL of acronyms,abbreviations,puns,rhymes,filthy dirty jokes.....etc
But JUST how many acronyms have you seen that have brought upon amazement and disbelief...acronyms that have left you using phrases similar to one used by the Mayor of Hiroshoma, after that big bastard of a bomb was dropped..." Ho..wot da f**k wos dat ????!!!"
Okay...(in Austin Powers accent)..just to get things, ya know, moving....here are a few that I have found, not related to the aviation industry...(for a change !!!!!)
BMW : Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women (
)
Brings More Women
Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET : Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long
Extended Trips
DODGE : Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive
Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM : Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
HONDA : Hallmark Of Non-destructable
Automobiles
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's
Driveable And Inexpensive
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children
Having Everything
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA : Too Often Yankees Overprice This
Auto
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
The list goes on and on...and on....and on...
SHOOT !!!! Couldn't resist - here's a few aviation acronyms/abbreviations :
ALITALIA : Airplane Landed In Tokyo And
Luggage In Atlanta
BOAC : Better On A Camel
SAS : Sex After Service
TWA : That Was Awful
.....all in good jest, folks....ANY MORE ?
I'm sure there are PLENTY more out there....bring 'em on !
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