From a very lost very new PPL, somewhere in the hell that is the airspace around Los Angeles.
PPL: Uh I need a little help as I am not sure of my position
ATC: Roger Set XXXX on your transponder
PPL: OK
---long pause--
ATC: I don't see you in any of my sectors, where was the last place you were sure of your position?
PPL: Holding short runway 34
