Forget pick-up lines, they just don't work I've got a much simpler and time proven formula:
GO UGLY EARLY AND AVOID THE RUSH! :rolleyes
Just remember never go for the ugliest girl in the room she knows what you're up to and will give you as much S**T as the best looking so go for the second ugliest woman 'cause she thinks to her self "he's not talking to me becuase I'm the ugliest one in the room, look at that dog over their!!!"
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